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IntelligentlyRetarded™ Is Currently Patented by Gyver Chang
Patent No.: 588888

DETAILS OF PATENTEE:

1. AGED 18
2. CURRENTLY ENROLLED AT SINGAPORE POLYTECHNIC
3. PARTICULARLY INTERESTED IN BUSINESS ADMINISTRATION STUFF
4. WOULD LOVE TO SPECIALIZE IN MARKETING
5. STRAINS OF GYVERTOMITENZA* FOUND IN BLOODSTREAM
6. HAS A STRONG HATRED TOWARDS WEIRD PEOPLE, ESPECIALLY TOWARDS LONG-HAIRED BASTARDS, “EMO FAGS”, OVERLY-DRESSED FREAKS, SKINNYJEANS-ADDICTED PATIENTS AND EVEN MORE, WHICH IS BELIEVED TO BE A SPECIAL CASE OF ANTIWIERDOTINOMA.
7. VERY ENGLISH ORIENTED, OR RATHER, WESTERN-PREFERENCE TO MANY ASPECTS OF LIFE. ONE GOOD EVIDENCE IS THAT HE SPEAKS ENGLISH 99.9% OF THE TIME. REFUSES TO SPEAK CHINESE EVEN WHEN HE WAS THREATENED BY SOMEONE THAT SWORE TO CUT OFF INTERNET CONNECTION IF FAILED TO DO SO, OCCURRED IN 2007.
8. VERY SENSITIVE TO LOW-CLASS HOKKIEN SPEAKERS.
9. AIMS TO HAVE A HIGH LIFE IN THE FUTURE, ESPECIALLY BEING SOMEONE THAT CAN AT LEAST AFFORD A BMW 7 SERIES.
10. PERHAPS ONE OF THE LAST POINT OF THE PATENTEE: HATES BEING HATED, HATES BEING LOOKED DOWN UPON, HATES BEING DENIED.

INFORMATION DISPLAYED ABOVE ARE 99.9% CORRECT AS AT MONDAY, 14 APRIL, 2008. FOR A MORE ACCURATE MEASURE OF ACCURACY, INFORMATION IS CORRECT AS AT 1.14AM 59s.

*GYVERTOMITENZA is as defined by others as a virus that is likely to cause the infected to have a very strong attraction to cars, money and its future career. The user will more or less love cars a lot and especially take money as one of its biggest needs. This virus will cause the victim to really do what it takes to achieve its needs. This virus is believed to be originated naturally when the world started globalizing and when money is one of the biggest aspects of life. More importantly, it also caused the infected to be overly attracted to its family members, the very pure way. When observed, the infected seem to love its family members considerably and puts them ahead of its money needs, ironically. Also, scientists also found out that, the longer this PAGE is, the more out of point this has become, hence……………