Intelligently Retarded

A message from

singapor3 — Wed, 23 Jul 2008 13:25:49 +0000

My psp. I think he wants to say something.

And I think he meant his ass.

Yes, he is still alive, whoever thought it was really broken (Sheena and ShiQi), you’re PUNK’D…NOT. You guys are just owned, seriously, especially sheena, she almost broke down, apparantly because Borat was in it. If you guys don’t know what Borat is, google it and you’ll find millions of results. Jerry, Sheena and I belong to the Singaporean Borat FanKlub. As at of 8:31pm, Borat might be having a sexy time.

Today’s morning was raining scarily, just like doom’s day.

Ironically, that merz cab have an ultra auspicious license plate. I like.

Could have been a better shot if not for the fast change of traffic light, no time for a retake

Anyways, today was practically a better than average day at school because everyone is down down down down and down. Well, it sorts of get better after the break. Well, sam was ultra emo, so don’t worry and be happy. Jerry was also hard hit, he rarely laughed today, especially during FMA tutorial, he didn’t get any happier until he visited or in better words, stumped upon some sexytime website. Sheena was ultra, well, high, for no apparent reason, she wore specs today and well I told her she looked much friendlier this way, she didn’t agree or disagree, she just… Well, did nothing, I think. Rebbecca was also in a bad-state, her neck was in pain I think, we believe was due to her improper sleeping posture but she didn’t concur with us! She said she won’t move an inch during sleep, which we seriously lol’d because who doesn’t move during sleep and how would they even know?! But she insisted that she slept and woke up in the same position, well, Rebbecca, time to install your own CCTV!!! GHAHA!

After that, we did some mr with Mr Teamates, was kinda fun. We’ve got lots of ideas but at the same time, LOTS of objections, well, I think that was one of the most intense project meeting ever. The worst type of question to design was the damn diCOCKtomous question, in other words, a yes or no question. Idy gave a suggestion and it killed all our questions, ghaha, it was great fun to debate. Felicia was also stumped. Afterwards, there was a heated debate with sam regarding the bulleting, but in the end she won…NOT. Afterwards was lecture, pretty boring I would say. Then it was endschool after that.

I stayed in school with Sheena for awhile while she waits for her prince to rescue her, well, we had a nice little chat about LIFE. omg, that sound so familiar eh, meenahs?

Went home straight after that, took only 20 minutes thanks to good traffic conditions.

At night, about now, my parents bought dinner back and well, it was bloody filling. Had to eat some cherry.

And something random, I knew UCCD was true when my mum was preparing the flowers for some praying thingy, especially the auspicious number thing. Apparently she have got 8 flowers which will have to be split to two flower pots, she told me 3 flowers on one side and 5 flowers on one side and it adds up to 8. Being curious and not very sensitive to the auspicious number thingy, I asked why not 4 one side and 4 another side, then she told me its inauspicious because its Die(死) Die(死) for both sides. Now I wonder who thought of all these things.

Now, some pictures of the past few days and some description too!

Project day was July 20.

The day sam ran in the car park like red riding hood and reminds her of her childhood and the day nana said she wanted to be a model just by wearing an oversized jacket.

Some pics taken by Photgrapher Sam.

Nana loves to take photos

Act photogenic

“A Few Days Ago” Sam took picture of a sign “A Few Days Ago” and it turned out blur, bad photographer.

I know who the legs the belong to, but I have no idea whose leg was that, the left side one. omg sam captured a spirit!!!!!!

Some shots by Photographer Me.

Jerry’s middle finger plus ultra beng face. Notice how adam look at the camera, like his gang member saying “Yes, Up yours too”

Jerry’s unsatisfied expression “DA PAI JIANG EH”. Don’ piss jerry off, seriously.

Could have been a good shot, sam promoting some kind of thing. turned out blur =X

Jin Ling always love to act cute, ALWAYS. Now you look more than a pig than human!!

thats all…………………….

ifidroppedmypsp

singapor3 — Tue, 22 Jul 2008 12:37:23 +0000

and it broke.

I wouldn’t mind that much even if it broke, I just mind that freakingly hard FMA paper.

Well, it is something to be proud of to still be alive after that grueling 1 hour. Congratulation to us, we have just completed the world’s dumbestly set exam paper in the world. Well, majority of the questions were those we have not seen in our whole lives. Whoever set the questions should be shot dead, well, I roughly know who set the questions but… he/she is out to kill us, i swear.

Jerry, Sheena and I went all the way out to talk about this whole FMA crap shit and how it will affect us, in a bad way. Well, efforts were gone, results will dive and mood will be at an all time low. Just now now, everything is just blank!

Blank….

blank…

Anyways, cheer up everyone! Don’t be pinned down by this piece of shit.

blank…

Screw

singapor3 — Mon, 21 Jul 2008 16:30:31 +0000

The jams that stole 20-30 minutes of my life everyday.

No time for a full-scale post sorry!(I know nana is waiting for the pics so badly!)

Imagine this everyday!

To prove that I am…

singapor3 — Sun, 20 Jul 2008 15:40:30 +0000

Not that free, I am posting a short post of pure pictures and some description. This is going to take only 8 minutes. Well, I have a little more excuse to be more free than the rest because all the projects excluding MR and RWPS is done, well, maybe some of them are still doing touch-ups. That’s why our ssm group is nice! I and bekka chionged finish this morning and the rest of the day is left for FMA, bloody FMA. FMA is 50% completed when my motivation dried up.

Our Choir group is now addicted to “Time To Say Goodbye”

Alright, this is not one of those ultra long chat logs that some girls usually post on their blog to “highlight” their conversation. I just find this, well, sharable.

Oh, we’re having a meeting of some sort. Confidential to Yes Limited.

Something I observed the moment I woke up today, it was 8 in the morning but are you sure everyone is offline? Damn, Why do I have to suffer being lonely in the cyberworld?

Wow I can see Jerry’s blog getting popular, well, if you managed to be a full-time blogger do remember me!

NOPE, not trying to show off here but I have no idea how a random post like “Who the hell” can hit 24 views, which is also quite pathetic compared to others. Well, thanks to Marcus and Joey for spamming! Oh rebecca for being the first to comment because she was also awake at 8.

Wow, sam’s blog is popular sia!!

Hmm, outburst and “Mr Ching”. Are you refering to PACC’s Mr Ching?

Felfellfel, that looks familiar!

Alright, that’s all. I know you guys are expecting more but seriously there is nothing more than these.

Cya!

Who the hell

singapor3 — Sun, 20 Jul 2008 00:29:49 +0000

Sleeps at 1am and wakes up automatically at 8am on a Sunday?

Well, screw my auto alarm. And when I mean my auto alarm, it means the body-clock kind of alarm

I should be waking up later like at 11am or something.

Now what the hell am I going to do with the extra 3 hours awake?

edit: Do check out Lost In Paradise by Joanna Wang by playing it on the BOX file sharing thingy at the side, best song ever!

Pictures,Pictures, and Pictures.

singapor3 — Fri, 18 Jul 2008 18:09:56 +0000

UCCD is officially over, SSM is partially over and RWPS is still at large. RWPS deserves two tight V signs. Seriously.

Today, I shall type as LESS as POSSIBLE due to TIME constraints.
I will post pictures that I had taken and stole from other blogs :0
It is due to the fact that it is much faster to steal than to upload.

Here are some pictures stolen from someone who took so long to post those pics!

Cultural Exchange between Singapore and London

Evil. Can’ stop laughing at this photo, there’s another photo but its damn unglamorous, it will definitely bring the level of my blog to a state of zero-glamorousity!

I think the intense amount of fun made my face spastic. Maybe not, I thinksam’s spell did that I think, I can still feel part of my jaws unable to move.

I have no idea why I posted this here but…Alright, it’s Rebecca’s three statue, worth mentioning I guess.

My breaded chicken at swensens

Jerry’s soup in a bread comes with free batman t-shirt, figgin cool ain’t it?!

The next batch will be those from audtion day, err, the day Sherlim and Lynette and Jerry and Sam sang a song to a judge.

IDY IS SHY!

NANA ALSO SHY!

But I thought both of them were one of the most photogenic peeps!

Sheena and Herald being happy.

Follow Your Heart and It Will Lead You To The Answer

JIN LING being emo, trying to make use of what I had taught her.

Frustrated because it didn’t work. One comment “YOUR HARD IS NOT DEEP ENOUGH!”

I think here comes Lynette’s favorite part, photography stuff!

Sheena took this! Well, first attempt, good try.

Sheena made the school look like a forest!

And I took this!! Not really a PERFECT shot but I don’t have any other vantage point to take it from.
Lynette’s Photography Tip #2:
Find a good vantage point =X

The next part of this post will contain some pics from the company event!

This is marcus, this pic is postable right?!

A pic that Marcus took that I think is pretty nice.

One of my favorite shot of the day!

Ultra Yellow building

Vibrant Colors, Marcus will definitely focus on his shoes!

Marcus photographer seh!! Get your own DSLR lah!!!

Just a little picture of me, Marcus is quite a good photographer I must say!

The Eggs.

The bloody nice ikan bilis(however it is spelt)

And the not as nice as the small ikan bilis ikan bilis, in other words,the bigger ikan bilis.

Nuts.

Things. Things that I am allergic to.

Those that are trapped in the trains!

Finally an nice average shot of the day, a little blur because the ball can’t stop moving due to the wind!

Next, It will be about…. The Pizza Hut dinner!

Jerry’s “Follow the Meenahs” act.

Jin Ling’s ultra AC act!
Basically her face turned red after that because we chatted about LIFE! LOL!

Lastly, an empty seat for sam which was never occupied because she was too lazy to leave her house, we were dissapointed but at the same time, pissed….NOT. But yes, sam, I can feel your evil presence.

Next would be the IMM day!

OMG, Jinlin again!! CAMWHORECAMWHORECAMWHORE!
I see myself, JinLing, Jerry and….LYNETTE?!?!?!?

After school Jerry, JinLing, Rebecca and I went to IMM for a little Cartel Craziness

Errr…. I think that’s Rebecca’s silent outburst.
I think she ate too much bread. Too much bread because Cafe Cartel has a free flow of bread thingy. Jerry and I basically spammed the bread, well, it’s FREE FLOW right? The “Don’t Waste Food” sign beside the bread counter became so ironic.

Jinling starting going insane when she made dozens of wierd faeces..i mean FACES.

GHOST!

MURDERER

HAPPY GIRL =0

That’s all, BYE!

Wait.

Here’s one more middle finger for RWPS!

Next Please.

singapor3 — Wed, 16 Jul 2008 16:40:28 +0000

UCCD is over, RWPS, SSM and Bloody Gems is next. Not to mention the damn FMA test is like on 22 July, someone’s birthday! I don’t know but nowadays I feel damn motivated to like err, chiong projects, well, maybe it’s fun to put all your blood and sweat into that one bag of project and watch it turn into money and rainbows. Well, I believe the previous sentence really makes no sense but I guess it’s just a bad choice of words =X

(Shows how serious school work can turn into an art masterpiece when you ignore its rules and get creative….NOT)

Anyway, today was a fun day at at school. Because of two first evers:

accidentally got to sit with Sam in lecture =0
accidentally got into Sam and Jerry’s karaoke practice, and Rebecca is involved too!

The day started quite boring and dull. QANL and stuff… Nana kept showing off her “MUSCLE” :0, she’s also a victim of HP/Compaq’s no screen error. Then it started to heat up when it comes to the UCCD presentation, our group did QUITE well, I guess. Some of them indeed laughed at the more or less “funny” stuff on the PPT. Overall, it’s quite OKAY. Rebecca put in lots of effort but she still outburst a little! Yum Seng!

Afterward, we went to FC6 for lunch. Was fun, Fel, Idy and i ate katsu-don or whatever it is, the one with the chicken underneathe the egg, that’s what Idy say the difference between two of the chicken meals. And the fried prawn taste like *.

today is a good day. <– Jinglin loves bearbear deardear

Afterwards, I think it was lecture, first it was SSM. It was a long long discussion and Rebecca wanted to be home at first, but due to peer pressure, she stayed! We wanted to listen to some music but don’t have ear phone, so we borrowed Amber’s one which was like LIME GREEN. It is bloody obvious, then Meenah and Jerry or adam was using black ones, which is very well camoflauged. Then rebecca only know the song”明明白白我的心 “. I know people will wonder why we got time to listen to song in lecture, because i lost the bloody NOTES! Then bekka started to play some tick-tag-toe, using trial and error methods to beat me, which both us know how to win the game within 3 strikes. After that, rebecca does random stuff like writing words all over her paper, this is what we call a silent outburst. After the lecture had ended, Jerry ran to Felicia after her friend left I think.

Then the moment of truth had arrived, jing ling came and sit with rebecca and the only seat empty was..beside sam! I knew something bad was going to happen.

As many things happened, I will write everything in POINT FORM.

sam pencil lost, blamed me
helped her write notes but she said my handwriting sucks =0
sam ezlink looks very cheena
she got a weapon in her pencil case/box, murder tastes good to her too!
wanted to cut her shoes into pieces but didn’t in case she raises her voice and made me deaf
sam took the pride of my hands away once again by drawing a flower bracelet on my left hand and drawing two rings on my figer with one that have “SHIT” on it. drew a few poem on my hand too, but they don’t rhyme very well, sam is a bad poet.
omg…
Please don’t say my hand is hairy, it’s just, natural…
stole my psp, my ds and 50 dollars notes

There’s more but I don’t have the time to list every single thing down! Anyway yes, it was FUN! Well after school we went to bekka’s house for some karaoke practice as Sam and Jerry is going to join some Talentine thing. Ok lah, their voice is good but I think lynette voice better, but I think its due to her past experience like CHOIR? I can’t believe rebecca can sing too, we were about to join the talentime too but it was too late!

So jerry sam and I went to swensens after that because bekka was too lazy to follow us. Actually no, she want to accompany her brother for dinner so its just the three of us. Had a fun chat and dinner and went home after that, let sam blog about it as the pictures are all inside her little phone.

Anyways, got my laptop back but.. It’s still slow as hell but usable.

Lynette’s Photography Lesson 1: Depth of field!!
See the blur blur thing at the front of the laptop? THAT’s DOF!

Template Stuff And to let off Steam

singapor3 — Sun, 13 Jul 2008 16:13:06 +0000

Edit: OBSOLETE!

Stress level has peaked and subsided. Rushed the damn projects and finally completed two of them, hell, RWPS was irritating. However, I still have SSM and GEMS left. So, here I am to blog a little.

Was blog surfing when I came across my own blog’s snapshot thingy. Just take a look at the tags! Witchcraft, Subaru WRX and SHEENA?! lol!

What a nice mix indeed!

But my blog was never meant to be associated with these words!

Pure Randomness…NOT

singapor3 — Sat, 12 Jul 2008 16:43:44 +0000

Gotta stop with the random thing lest Jerry kept giving the same comment over and over again like “Hi nice blog”, “Hi, Nice randomness post”. I don’t think he will post “Hi, nice Pure Randomness…NOT post”, will he? Let’s just see, stay tuned for the results.

This post is dedicated to the trip to the world of bad-singings-good-singings-and-the-middle-singers. If you don’t catch any balls what the previous sentence means, it means that we(Sam, Lynette, Jerry and I) made a trip the the Karaoke World @ Moberly. Well,it was an ultra-fun trip. I think I have quite a few pictures to post, oh, especially the unglamorous ones, sam.

Moberly, Here we come!
(although we didn’t enter by this entrance)

So we took a 0.2km drive down from Guan Ming Shan all the way down to Moberly to find out there was no free parking slots at all! Well, we did the obvious ,got out of the car and off we went to FC 3.

We ate… chicken, except for Lynette because she is a little sick. So we had a little chat about different stuff like how fat are these chicken, why I am allergic to vegetables, about the talent time thing and about sam’s-friend-who-doesn’t-have-a-fixed-schedule.

Lynette treated us drinks (or do we have to pay her back later? :() , too bad they don’t have Yakult+Green Apple! We went to book a room for Karaoke after that.

When we arrived at the K-Room, we were shocked to see how bloody big the room is!!! It’s as big as my room, or even bigger, omfg, K-Box is soooo dead! And it’s only $10 per hour, regardless of how many people singing inside.

While waiting for sam and lynette to come, jerry and I was like freaking kids running around the room. They started singing some chinese songs first, I felt like an outkast, I can only sing American songs Some starter songs were uptown girl and stuff then I spammed the queue with ultra-english songs, oh yes, spice girls songs were bloody fun to sing. We didn’t have the chance to sing much more songs due to time constraints!

Until now did I realise that I don’t have much PICTURES to post, only videos, but I have to request permission from the various actors first Whoever was there that read this, if permission is given say AYE!

Ok, some pictures, unclear ones! Forgot to bring my camera, may lynette please bring your DSLR next time!

Here’s Sam Singing an Emo song

Here’s Sam singing a Happy song.

and here’s…

…

No more pictures! Jerry don’t allow me to post and Lynette kept getting out of the frame!

So people, let me post the videos to make this post more interesting!

Now I shall post some older pictures that lynette want.

Here’s Nana throwing all the rubbish to Sam

The free-riders! Now lynette who say I take photo without permission, you smile until so “give permission”.
Wow, so comfortable huh??? Next time I’ll put the pillows at home!

Alright now it’s time for the TGIF mood shots

Basically, everyone is so happy that it’s Friday!

Sheena is NOT so happy…

TGIF is…OK!

Whoa, rebecca is happy too, no more outbursts!

Sam is also damn happy after vandalising my knee

awwww, so cute.. couple phones.. but it belongs to Rebecca and Sheena!

That’s all folks, there’s more but i think they are a little unglamourous =X

Anyway, a superb day indeed, THANK GOD IT’S FRIDAY!

Oh wait, seems like snoopy is not so happy it’s friday

-END-

Randomness 2

singapor3 — Thu, 10 Jul 2008 15:12:43 +0000

Was too bored once again and I decided to post another random post about today’s events. In point form now!

Well, the highlight of the day would be that Jerry fell on the floor for no freaking reason, I think he thought of something really made him damn high. *hint*brother*
Got back the MR project results, really satisfied but damn the research design part where we scored only 1/9!!! Long live my MR group!
Lol@ Alice Tang when she complained the multiple droppings that occurred during the class, first was my pen that flew that far, second was when sam dropped the ultra-fragile thumbdrive, third was when Felicia dropped her ultra big water bottle and the last was the best, Jerry’s warcry when he fall!!!
Everyone said I can’t be trusted
We decided to walk drive all the way to Food Court 1 after MR.
Samantha sat in the boot due to space constraints and guess what happened?
Indeed, the front of the car lifted! Sam you know what to do!

Read on!

Dropped them off, accrued the petrol fee(exluding Lynette as she treated me ice lemon tea!) and met the rest.

Rebecca sat in front, Daryll sat on Kaming, Adam and Sheena was almost squeezed to death and Sam remains in the boot. ( May the minds remain calm and not think of wierd things, especially Jerry and Sheena)
I have no idea why we walked in the tunnel of death but It was a bad experience. Samantha suddenly said she was a Runner previously and challenged me to a race, during the race, my finger was almost snapped off when she pulled it while I was overtaking her. The Tunnel of Death Indeed.
Foodcourt 1 was freaking crowded when we got there.
The only food NaNa can eat was the Malay store
But we recieved bad service, NaNa was pissed!
Idy called me bitch once again.
Everyone said I ate too slow -_-
The Yakult+Green apple taste mighty good
The Nasi Nemak is not worth that amount of money
Rebecca and Nana and the rest walked all the way back.
We drove all the way back and Jerry’s Yeshole almost split when I didn’t slow down THAT much passing through a hump.
The Real Angela forced-horn at a super huge truck, thank god the driver didn’t stare at me.
Samantha did not believe Jerry had a brother in our lecture hall
Rebecca lost her pencil and had emotional outbursts for the rest of the MR lecture.
NaNa lost for many rounds in big2!
Jerry and Seng stayed in school.(Now let the mind run wild!)
Sheena believed that a computer is talking to her. (Pure Ownage) For a second though.